A Large Farva

SanDisk And Samsung Want To Replace Hard Disks In Laptops With Flash Drives - News by InformationWeek

2007-01-04T12:30:00.001-05:00

SanDisk And Samsung Want To Replace Hard Disks In Laptops With Flash Drives - News by InformationWeek

Finally, laptops move another small step towards being portable. I can't tell you how many hard drives I've had to replace because I want to surf the Net while I'm watching TV. So the laptop goes on my lap and gets moved around a bit. It's gently being moved, but moved none-the-less.

I think, actually, that this is more of a leap forward as opposed to a small step. I know it's been in the works for a while now, but it looks like it's finally going to enter the mainstream.

Rule #76

2006-06-15T12:36:00.000-04:00

The site is plain, but they always have the funniest things. Thought provoking too.

K

2005-11-02T13:36:00.000-05:00

I know it's only like 20 minutes later, but I feel much better having said what I just said...I think I may vent here more often.

I've had it.

2004-06-16T11:09:00.000-04:00

This is my only way to really vent because if I vented the way I wanted to, I'd probably land myself in jail. I can't let the little stuff bother me, but I don't know which way to turn. I got cocked over by everyone who could have helped me with my sister's A/C, and now, I'm sitting around waiting for this other cocksucker to get the fucking condenser. But it's almost been two weeks now. Which person should I murder first? Really. I'm going to fucking kill someone till they are dead. And it will make me feel better. Cause now, my outlook is to expect everyone to fuck with me and jerk me around. I wonder how good of a person that'll make me. I bet I could be the biggest asshole...which sounds good to me. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I almost lost it

2004-06-15T10:37:00.000-04:00

Yesterday, I went to Sears to return the RugDoctor I had rented. I'm not sure if the ladies there hated men, or if they were just cunts. One of them sent me to the Customer Service desk and when I got there, the cunt behind the counter said, with a really shitty tone, "I'm going to be a few minutes here, so just go back to the other line". Fine, the other lady sent me there, so whatever. I went back to the line I came from only to find that there were now 5 more people in the line than when I left. Dammit. So then it takes for-fucking-ever to get to the front of the line and when I do, it's not just an easy drop off. First, the girl has no idea of what to do. Then, they hassle me cause the girl that rented it to me forgot to write that I had paid, so it just took longer and longer and longer. I was about to go crazy when one of them finally let me go. What the fuck with the fucking world? I am beginning to think it's not just me thinking crazy. I really do believe that the whole entire world has it in for me for a while now. Fuck it. The world. Everybody. Everything. I'm out.

Another soon

2004-06-14T09:22:00.000-04:00

Soon I won't be here.

Soon

2004-06-12T17:02:00.000-04:00

Soon I will be swimming in my pool. I have nothing left to do except for watch the water clear up...and still clean some leaves, but either way, I have all the chemicals.

Jumping in

2004-06-11T16:32:00.000-04:00

Soon, the pool will be ready. I still have a long way to go before it's done, but when it is, the weather will just be getting hot outside and it'll be soooooo worth the time and effort put it. I'll still need some pool furniture, though. I just stopped by Jarott's today and he said that I can have his dining room table and chairs. Sa-weeeet! I've been putting off buying one of those till something really caught my eye, but it's free, and how is it possible to say no to that. Plus, TJ's got the same one, and I like that one. It's not going to be permanent, but I'll have it for a while. I think it's going to tide me over until. I'm ready in the way that I want to be ready to buy one. Later.

A new day

2004-06-10T12:07:00.000-04:00

Well, I got the pool going, but I left out a part that I think might be a bit damaging...well, not so much damaging as making it less effective. I'll put it in right as I get home, I hope it helps a little more with the cleaning, but we'll see. Otherwise, I still wanna kick everyone's ass here at work.

Broken record...Broken record...Broken record...

2004-06-09T11:38:00.000-04:00

I am going to sound like that, but I am absolutely fucking ready to go apeshit here. It's not even a big deal. But it is. I promised my sister something and I couldn't come through cause cock after cock put it on my shoulder. What makes me mad about the deal isn't that I couldn't come through for my sister, it's cause she is sitting in her condo suffering. I mean, one fucking favor is what I asked of so many people...and so many didn't even bother to say no...they just fucked me. Especially Tom Tenehagen from Lisco. What the FUCK with that fucker? I mean, that wasn't even a favor. That's a god damn business. I know from now on that I won't ever refer anyone to him...and I can't wait to let him know it. What a fucker. Hopefully Jim comes through. I know he ordered it, but the question remains as to whether or not he'll help with the install. It sounded like it, but we'll see.

The Most difficult

2004-06-09T09:31:00.000-04:00

Difficult people at work are going to be the reason I kick ass. I'm trying to stay calm about it, but I'm not being very successful. This fucker this morning called up to get an upgrade, but wanted it on his terms. Nope. Then he was just persistent with it. He could have just said he didn't want to send it up, but since he was beating around the bush, he don't get what he wants. Fucker.

The Beatles

2004-06-08T14:41:00.000-04:00

You know, I just realized exactly how great The Beatles music really is. I don't think there's one song by them that I couldn't listen to. It is so soothing. It takes me back to the days when I was in school. That was probably my favorite time of my life. I would give almost anything to go back to those days. Luckily, The Beatles take me there everytime I hear them. I'm glad I let their music into my life. It always removes me from where ever I am and puts me in a better place.

This lady at work

2004-06-08T08:59:00.000-04:00

There's this lady that came to my office from Columbus today. I could choke her. She has got to be the MOST annoying person I know. She never shuts her trap, she's doing our Installation Manager and thinks nobody knows about it, but I know. I'm just crabby...not really, but I'm just angry for having to be here with all these cockin over motherfuckers. I don't care to see any of these fuckers anymore. They showed me where my place was, so fuck all of them now. And later. Fuck em.

8-5

2004-06-07T10:30:00.000-04:00

I don't think I can last much longer 8-5ing it. How can they expect me to do anything useful before 10 in the morning? Plus, I don't want to do it anymore...that's the fun part. I swear, I could walk up to every manager here and kick their ass for working here and not doing shit but bullshitting everyone else, then Johnson gives them the right to judge people on how well they are working. Hey motherfucker, YOU hired me, if I'm not doing my job, it should be your punk ass being judged. And it sort of is that way, but they never get rid of a goddamn manager, so I guess it sort of isn't that way. Fuckin A. I tied myself into this bullshit corporate america bullshit. I should have stayed with the family. Now I get to be judged every day I walk in here, and formally judged once a year...which then determines how much money I make. Someone else judging me determines my financial situation. Is it me or does two plus two equal Fuck You? Anyway, if I keep bitching about this, I'll go back to being a shitty worker. Later.

Bored all day

2004-06-06T14:04:00.000-04:00

I'm sure I will be, but The Sopranos is on tonight! I'm a loyal fan, and Tony will find himself one of these days. Until it's on though, I am sitting on my ass. I'm gonna grill some steaks from Tops, I hope they're good.

The Pool

2004-06-05T14:57:00.000-04:00

I hate it...'til it's ready. What a pain in the nuts. Anyway, I'm about to walk Caesar. Hope it don't rain.

The movie after tonight.

2004-06-05T00:04:00.000-04:00

Hopefully, there will be more movies made after the one I saw tonight with my sisters. Cause that one sucked. The Day After Tomorrow was boring. I thought more people were going to eat it and the storms were going to be huge. They showed a few people die, but the storms sucked. I want my $8 back...not $7.75, but $8.

Friday

2004-06-04T10:48:00.000-04:00

Well, it's Friday and I'm the most bored at work. I keep thinking the day is going to be over soon, but it's not quite 11AM yet. There isn't much going on today as my boss is not in, and I am less than motivated to get anything done. On the brighter side of things, I think my Columbia House movies are coming in soon, so I'll be able to have a large Farva AND a liter-a-cola. Plus, the best horror movie in a long time...28 Days Later, I'll own now. Rage...what a great idea for a horror film. I also got Secretary. That is one of the most unique movies I've ever seen. Maggie Gyllenhaal and James Spader do that movie proud. I could probably think of a better duo for that movie, but I don't think that anybody could do the job quite like they did. Bravo! Bedazzled is another of the movies on the way. If you haven't seen Bedazzled, come on over and give it a gander. It's a different kind of movie. A lot of insight can be found here. But Super Troopers is the one I'm waiting for. I've seen it plenty of times, but the large Farva never gets old. Anyway, I gotta install this plotter on this dude's computer now. Till later.

Someday you'll understand

2004-06-03T15:20:00.000-04:00

gmail is such a great idea, but if I want an account, I'm paying fucking money for it from ebay. I don't want a large Farva...I want a goddamn liter-a-cola. If someone doesn't invite me soon, I'm gonna punchasize their face...for free.

gmail, gmail, gmail, gmail, gmail, gmail, gmail, gmail, gmail, gmail, gmail, gmail

2004-06-03T15:08:00.000-04:00

OK, I am ready to off someone. If anybody is out there, please invite me to gmail.

Still nothing

2004-06-03T11:16:00.000-04:00

Well, an entire day has passed and still no gmail invite. I'm not sure why I'm so anxious to get it, but it just seems like the 'it' thing for the moment. I'm pretty sure that I'll end up losing MSN once I get all squared away with gmail...if I ever get it. I'm pretty excited, but I'd love to see it before I decide to get rid of my MSN address. I've had it for just about ever now. It'll be tough to rid myself of MSN, as their Junk Mail filter is awesome, but I'm sure gmail will have the right stuff. Plus, I won't be sending $10 a month to anybody now. Gmail will be free, MSN won't be. $10 is a nominal fee to keep the address I love so much, but I don't need everything that MSN offers. And once I am @gmail.com, I'll have basic Internet access, and that's all I need. Anyway, till my invite...

NewsNet5.com - News - New Jersey Cuts Off 'Ladies Night' Promotions

2004-06-02T15:12:00.000-04:00

Dumbass, your five dollars are a guaranteed lay.

NewsNet5.com - News - New Jersey Cuts Off 'Ladies Night' Promotions

gmail swap: checking for invitations

2004-06-02T15:09:00.000-04:00

I wish one of these happened to me.

gmail swap: checking for invitations

306

2004-06-02T15:07:00.000-04:00

I guess any mindless thought can be forever alive on The Internet with blogging.

Something from my sister's webpage.

2004-06-02T13:41:00.000-04:00

Must be nice

2004-06-02T13:28:00.000-04:00

You know, being a millionaire must be pretty easy. I'm sure that the downsides are few, and the benefits are plenty. I mean, think about it this way. When a millionaire wakes up in the morning, what's the first thing he thinks about? I know that if I woke up every morning being a millionaire, the first thing I'd think about is how great it is to be rich. Look at someone who's independently wealthy. They don't even have to work. They can wake up thinking about how easy this coming day is going to be. I'd love that life. I love the life I have now, I'm not saying there are any problems with it, but I'd love that life equally. I'm wanting right now to have that money, and if I can't, that's cool too. Cause I have a great life. The most important part is that my relationship with my family is great. I don't think I could love anything more than my family. I wonder how many rich folks can say that. I can. I didn't need money for that. You know what else I don't need money for? I don't need money for anything. I am a free soul. I control my own life. You know what? Fuck money.

Gmail

2004-06-02T10:56:00.000-04:00

I want gmail soooooooooooooo bad. I'm sick of MSN and Hotmail and the whole racket. It does the trick I guess, but the concept of gmail sounds so great. And the best part is it is just simple e-mail. No extras, a little advertising, no frills. Please, if someone from gmail is reading this, I would love to have an account. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

Howard Stern.com

2004-06-02T09:43:00.000-04:00

My leader.

Most people think of Howard Stern as a rude, vile, sexist, filthy man. The majority of what you'd see and hear on his show may lead you to exactly that conclusion. However you look at it, his show is definitely NOT for the weak of heart. He objectifies women, stereotypes the mentally challenged, and lets bodily functions freely flow. My leader.

One aspect of his show that is commonly overlooked is the amount of advertising done during the show itself. Everything on the show is an advertisement. When you hear the crew rambling on about a movie they saw that absolutely sucked, it's an advertisement. When Howard is commenting on how hot Anna Nicole is and how TrimSpa is what she used to get back to that beautiful figure, it's still an advertisement. No matter who or what Howard is talking about, somebody is making money. My leader.

Howard Stern.com

Super Troopers

2004-06-02T09:42:00.000-04:00

The humor in this movie is an acquired taste. One of my new favorites.

Officer Rodney Farva: Gimme a liter-a-cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Officer Rodney Farva: A liter-a-cola.
Officer Arcot "Thorny" Ramathorn: Just order a large, Farva.
Officer Rodney Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a god damn liter-a-cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is.
Officer Rodney Farva: Liter is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!

Super Troopers

Stupid George W Bush Quotes, Bushisms

2004-06-02T09:35:00.000-04:00

This site has some great grammar lessons from our leader. In fact, while I'm at it, George Bush is a dumb-ass.

Stupid George W Bush Quotes, Bushisms

2004-06-02T09:17:00.000-04:00

This is my blog.